compiled by Shiver McTimbers, El Fatty, NM
1. Received message.
2. Did chuckle.
3. Left message for [CLASSFIED].
4. Have not contacted [CALCIFIED].
5. Unable to see. (Now that should be #1)
7. Fleeing the Swedes.
11. Regained full control of [expletive deleted] soup.
1763. Led Ecuadorian rebels to freedom.
6. Had a spot of lunch.
66. Had spot removed and relocated to forehead.
66b. Sent message.
66c. Fooled myself and the whole of Big Diamond Lanes.
66d. Dropped pants.
66e. Sent message from jail.
38. Lost consciousness resulting in lack of consciousness.