The Rubber Bomb Roster
RUBBER BOMB |
Offense
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Defense
|
Position
|
Player
|
Position
|
Player
|
QB |
5 |
Howard Jarvis |
RDE |
16 |
Sylvia Plath |
LT |
79 |
F. Murray Abraham |
LDE |
75 |
Pericles |
LG |
76 |
Eli Whitney |
RDT |
62 |
B.F. Skinner |
C |
69 |
David Mustaine |
LDT |
75 |
Sandra Day O'Connor |
RG |
78 |
Alger Hiss |
RLB |
77 |
Micky Dolenz |
RT |
74 |
Harriett Beecher Stowe |
LLB |
72 |
Werner Klemperer |
FB |
42 |
Philip K. Dick |
MLB |
40 |
Jackie Coogan |
TB |
26 |
Pious IX |
RCB |
22 |
Grant Tinker |
TE |
88 |
"Mama" Cass Elliott |
LCB |
83 |
Aldous Huxley |
WR1 |
87 |
Louis Pasteur |
SS |
80 |
Lizzy Borden |
WR2 |
86 |
Fyvush Finkel |
FS |
82 |
Alfred Lord Tennyson |
Special Teams
|
Position
|
Player
|
Position
|
Player
|
K |
1 |
Mandy Patinkin |
H |
19 |
Truman Capote |
KS |
97 |
Coco Chanel |
PR |
84 |
Carly Simon |
KR |
81 |
Stephen Hawking |
P |
14 |
Susan B. Anthony |
PS |
98 |
Sigmund Freud |
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