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The Rubber Bomb Roster


RUBBER BOMB
Offense
Defense
Position
Player
Position
Player
QB 5 Howard Jarvis RDE 16 Sylvia Plath
LT 79 F. Murray Abraham LDE 75 Pericles
LG 76 Eli Whitney RDT 62 B.F. Skinner
C 69 David Mustaine LDT 75 Sandra Day O'Connor
RG 78 Alger Hiss RLB 77 Micky Dolenz
RT 74 Harriett Beecher Stowe LLB 72 Werner Klemperer
FB 42 Philip K. Dick MLB 40 Jackie Coogan
TB 26 Pious IX RCB 22 Grant Tinker
TE 88 "Mama" Cass Elliott LCB 83 Aldous Huxley
WR1 87 Louis Pasteur SS 80 Lizzy Borden
WR2 86 Fyvush Finkel FS 82 Alfred Lord Tennyson

Special Teams
Position
Player
Position
Player
K 1 Mandy Patinkin H 19 Truman Capote
KS 97 Coco Chanel PR 84 Carly Simon
KR 81 Stephen Hawking P 14 Susan B. Anthony
PS 98 Sigmund Freud

 
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