Funny, I don't feel French.

From "The Tyranny of the Mainstream Alternative Political System"
by Colin Bluekirk and Sanders McNaile


IT'S MY PARTY, AND I'LL RUN IF I WANT TO...

Many people don't realize that in addition to the "high profile" fringe political groups (The Green Party, The Libertarian Party, The Reform Party, etc.) there are many other unrecognized American political parties. Some have as few as two members, but some have as many as three dozen active members! These are voices that the "big outsider machine" is turning a deaf ear to. The following list is only a small portion of the vast landscape of true, unacknowledged, fringe political organizations. How do you know your Assemblyman isn't an "Agrarian Humorist" or a "Rapturist" at heart?

    The American Quasi-Federalist Party
    The Amicable Stoicist Party
    The Amnesiac Party
    The Avoidance Party
    The Bawdy Innkeeper Party
    The Bureaucratic Party
    The Ceremonial Normalist Party
    The Colonial Recreationist Party
    The Combative-Defensive Party
    The Compassionate Inebriate Party
    The Conciliatory Party
    The Disorganized Bureaucracy Party
    The Do-Nothing Party
    The Epicurean Socialist Party
    The Felonious Pedestrian Party
    The Glorified Vertebrate Party
    The Gregarious Party
    The Heretic Party
    The Holistic Counter-Intelligence Party
    The Intellectual Hermit Party
    The Logical Racist Party
    The Monacled Socialite Party
    The No-Pants Party
    The Old Athenian Party
    The Paranoid Narcissist Party
    The Partial Party
    The Political Advisory Party
    The Sensible Addict Party
    The Spineless Meddler Party
    The Statistical Analysis Party
    The Superior Infant Party
    The Veiled Acrimony Party
    The Very Very Simple Party
    The Weighted Egalitarian Party
    The Wise Monarchy Party



Also by these authors:
  • "The Tyranny of Rule-Based Commune Life"
  • "The Tyranny of the Republican Parental Authority"
  • "The Tyranny of Napa Valley Wine Nazis"


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